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My Saturday, Sunday and Monday
I couldn’t fall asleep friday night due to blogging after 8 pm. Writing after 8 is like taking several shots of espresso along with ritalin. I become highly focused and insane – much like tonight...
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I’m a Goddamned Vixen I tell you!
Image via Wikipedia I got to massage my cute plane crash survivor yesterday. He requested a two hour massage with me and we talked the entire time. This is the second time I massaged him and already...
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I am one Tough Mudder
I’m a lazy, conceited, degenerate who thinks she can accomplish anything she wants in life. I’m conceited in thinking that what others work so hard for, come’s easy and natural for me. I’m lazy...
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I had sex last night!
Jared (Photo credit: bullcitydogs) Yes that’s right I said it! Booya who’s da man? Not me cause I’m a girl, but a girl who had SEX last night with a MAN. Last night was nuts. Just plain nuts. I’m...
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Melanie Unmade
solicited cover (Photo credit: Wikipedia) I’ve been keeping up okay with my drinking. Painting the Picasso of loneliness with beers and tears. I go out to bars to escape my little island of misfit...
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My new and improved life, well, sort of…
I had a client queef on my table today. I haven’t heard one of those in a while. They make me smile. They make me smile especially when they come out of an intimidating, sporty, type A woman who could...
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Another day at work
My landlord is a cute little old bowlegged man who has a little old dog that is also bowlegged and follows him around wherever he goes. Micky and Einstein side by side. Micky’s office is across from...
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Put down the blog and go home Melanie!
The Mona Lisa (or La Joconde, La Gioconda). (Photo credit: Wikipedia) I’m transferring all of my old posts from my new blog over here to my original blog. One new post a day. The following was written...
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